There is a very strange debate going on about safety and pri­vacy but the whole thing is much big­ger than this. It’s all about Awe­some­ness! It’s our chance to cre­ate a bet­ter world on the web, one which is much nicer than real­ity. It’s about earth rep­u­ta­tion. Ima­gin’ e.g. if aliens were using search engines to get infor­ma­tion about our planet. At present they’ll find poverty, epi­demics, eco­log­i­cal dis­as­ters and Justin Biber. With Streetwear Opti­miza­tion the results (e.g. at yahoo search) will be wealth, pros­per­ity and Rihanna. Got it?

Don’t waste time and pre­pare your­self, your house, your dog and your gar­den gnome: Look Awe­some When The Car Comes. Their pic­tures will last for years in the vir­tual real­ity. This is what I call effi­cient and effec­tive. And I’m not only think­ing and talk­ing about green lit­tle bas­tards from Mars.

A guy called Rainer wen(d)t philo­soph­i­cal. (You should know, he rep­re­sents all employed Ger­man police men.)

He lit­er­ally said:

  1. It’s not for sure, that we (the police) will use the results from the cam­era cars as vir­tual patrols, but it would be just fair since …
  2. … crim­i­nals could observe build­ings and the alarm equip­ment for a while, before they start rob­ber­ing the house.’

Yeah, the same rights for police and thieves!

Just a sec! We are talk­ing about pho­tographs, aren’t we? Images cre­ated by light falling on a light-sensitive sur­face (Thx WIKI). The word is CREATED. Past tense, Mr Offi­cer! Before you use pho­tographs to pre­vent crime, go and invent the time machine. And if a crim­i­nal is dumb enough to think these pho­tographs are real time as well, you should get him with­out any high-class James Bond gadgets.

(the pic­ture is found on futurenews.at)

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